oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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