I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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