Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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