yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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