I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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