Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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