That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
