Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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