They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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