Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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