and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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