i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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