i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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