so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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