David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
