need another drink. this is the easiest way
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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