Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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