That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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