Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I believe in your delicious
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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