What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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