I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize
