I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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