there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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