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she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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