do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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