just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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