it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I didn't notice because vodka
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
is that a dick in a sweater?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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