Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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