its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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