But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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