I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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