You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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