Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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