I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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