White coat. Heels.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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