Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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