Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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