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you suck at this game today
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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