Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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