Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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