I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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