butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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