i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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