yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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