Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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