I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
BRING THE BAGELS
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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