Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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