I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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