Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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