Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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