ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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