Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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