I just cut my nipple shaving
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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