It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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