just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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