Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
