Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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