i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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